assiest:

wtf is an acronym 

Reblogged from Astounding.
Tags: shitpost
besturlonhere:

we did it y’all

besturlonhere:

we did it y’all

Tags: politics
traversefamilypicnic:

rereading monster killers was such a good idea

traversefamilypicnic:

rereading monster killers was such a good idea

angrynerdyblogger:

one of my favourite things to imagine is a teenage tom riddle making up his new intimidating nickname. just sitting at his desk and carefully printing “TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE” on the parchment. writing down “I AM LORD” and looking at the remaining letters. TOMVORDLE. no that’s no good. TORDOVLEM. absolutely not. VOLDEMORT. yes. good. this is gonna make a dramatic reveal one day. hell yeah.

Tags: harry potter

the-treble:

bonusvampirus:

*makes heterophobic text post*

It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone. 

best one yet

Reblogged from W!TCH TITS
Tags: shitpost

annieackermann:

don’t apologize for being cis/white/heterosexual/etc okay

you know it’s okay to be those things and you’re just looking for people to remind you that it’s okay even though all around you are constant reminders that it’s okay meanwhile trans/poc/etc people are being constantly told that they’re gross and that it’s not okay to be those things

so don’t be like “uguu i am so sorry for being white” like no you fucking aren’t and you know you don’t need to apologize for that, stop shitting your pants to try to get people to feel sorry for u

Tags: sj
Reblogged from zach from the internet
doctormeloku:

Punpun pantsu

doctormeloku:

Punpun pantsu

Reblogged from zach from the internet

damedonger:

shapecaster:

ReactOS is a free and open source alternative to Microsoft Windows. It re-implements the Windows NT architecture and, in it’s completed form, will allow you to switch to a free operating system without abandoning the software you love. In fact, you can run an alpha version right now!

ReactOS is currently crowdfunding on IndieGoGo. While it won’t die if not funded, things will go much faster if they reach their goal. Overfunding this is worth it.

I like this project a lot and I think it’s something we all need. Please help me signal boost here! If you’re going to like this post, please also reblog it. Liking only is the ultimate form of slacktivism. I appreciate all the help we can get for this project.

Check out the IndieGoGo page.

Check out ReactOS.

we’re doing pretty good so far! please consider boosting and spreading this

Reblogged from I need a drink
Tags: interesting!
tabrizu:

i know you’re living in my mind

tabrizu:

i know you’re living in my mind

Reblogged from zach from the internet

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin!

Reblogged from MAXIMUM WEBINAR

bahamutzero:

Pssssst
if anyone is interested, I’m selling a couple of my dragon dicks because I need money to fix my truck and I need the money to clear by Friday so basically they need to be gone by tomorrow :””)

There’s a small Flint with a cumtube and a medium Duke, both onyx black, both 5/medium firmness. Normally I wouldn’t post them on tumblr, but I need them gone very quickly. If you’re interested, just send me an offer and I’ll most likely take it. e Ue;;;;;

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bugladies:

hannibal is a bad show because like why dont they just send robocop after hannibal?? he cant eat a robot. he literally cant stop him

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Tags: shitpost